My name is Briana, or Bri. I'm a 18 year old non-binary goth lesbian currently in a long distance relationship with an amazing woman. My blog is full of different things and doesn't really have a theme, sorry if you stumble across something disturbing.

 

tunedintoangelradio:

if Hecate, the ancient goddess of, among other things, witchcraft was associated to dogs, and was often with a tall black dog, why are black cats associated to witches?

break the trope, bring me dog person witches

'I Will Personally Pay For Every Member Of The Westboro Baptist Church To Fly To Iraq Right Now'

danthemedicman:

satumitsumi:

nergal-junior:

(To Westboro Baptist Church)

"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"

Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”

GUYS

THEY ACCEPTED

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yo they are gonna get beheaded lolol

sixpenceee:

Creepy/Morbid/Amazing Jewelry Part 2

Here is Part 1

Images found while heavily breathing through this pininterst page

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me: Shit is that a cop? No.

Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

Me: /dinosaur screams/

blacktieblackmagick:

fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate:

simplywonderfulmindlessness:

So i was looking at the 72 kings of hell with my brother and i found something

This is Stolas he is a prince of hell

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And this is a Furby

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stolas just has longer legs

OMFG IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW JFC I’M DEAD

It’s amazing how they choose to incarnate.

beatles-mclennon:

A boy in my class was jokingly pretending to exorcise people with the Bible in our Math class. He was throwing the Bible around yelling “Christ compels you!”. When the teacher saw he just walked over to the student, grabbed the Bible and said “No that’s not how you do it” and then began to show the boy how to properly exorcise people.

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: gothskater)