My name is Briana, or Bri. I'm a 18 year old non-binary goth lesbian currently in a long distance relationship with an amazing woman. My blog is full of different things and doesn't really have a theme, sorry if you stumble across something disturbing.
if Hecate, the ancient goddess of, among other things, witchcraft was associated to dogs, and was often with a tall black dog, why are black cats associated to witches?
break the trope, bring me dog person witches
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
So i was looking at the 72 kings of hell with my brother and i found something
This is Stolas he is a prince of hell
And this is a Furby
stolas just has longer legs
OMFG IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW JFC I’M DEAD
It’s amazing how they choose to incarnate.
A boy in my class was jokingly pretending to exorcise people with the Bible in our Math class. He was throwing the Bible around yelling “Christ compels you!”. When the teacher saw he just walked over to the student, grabbed the Bible and said “No that’s not how you do it” and then began to show the boy how to properly exorcise people.
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution